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And the Gods know I need a laugh right now.

How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? answer )

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb? answer )

If a lawyer and an IRS agent were both drowning, and you could only save one of them, would you go to lunch or read the paper?

What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers? answer )

What do you call a lawyer gone bad? answer )

What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50? answer )

What do you throw to a drowning lawyer? answer )

What happens when you cross a pig with a lawyer? answer )

Why does California have the most lawyers in the country and New Jersey has the most toxic waste sites? answer )

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