Sex Quiz- Of course I'm a slut

[chainwoman]

So, the funny thing is, I just took my trash to the dumpster and somebody had left a big stack of porno mags sitting to the side of the dumpster... I must admit, I thought about riffling through them and seeing if there were any good ones to take.... As I assumed they were most likely being thrown out due to some guys girlfriend... But luckily my brain kicked into gear and I realized chances are they were used as a masturbation aid and chances of there being bodily fluid were likely... Anyhow, I was amused that I came back in to check my lj and this was the first thing on my friends list. So, my score is ten. How 'bout yours?


Start at 50 and add or subtract points as stated for each statement that applies to you...
Above 50 means you are closer to a virgin than a slut, conversely, below 50 means you are closer to a slut than a virgin.

Add 10 if you are a virgin
Subtract 5 if You have had sex before
Subtract 5 more if you have had sex with more then 5 people.
Add 5 If you have never had oral sex
Subtract 5 if you have had or performed oral sex.
Subtract 2 if you have had sex in a public place
Subtract 3 if you have done 69
Add 5 If you have never had an Orgasm
Add 5 If you cant name 3 types/brands of condoms
Subtract 2 if you have masturbated
Subtract 3 if you have fingered/ given a handjob to someone else.
Subtract 5 if You have used someone for sex(one night stand)
Add 5 if You have never seen someone of the opposite sex naked
Add 5 if you havent kissed more then 3 people(unrelated)
Add 3 if you havent been kissed in the past month
Add 2 if You have never masturbated
Add 5 if You have never seen or watched porn
Subtract 5 if you have made your own porn
Subtract 3 if you have participated in anal sex
Subtract 2 if you have used lube during sex
Add 5 If you cant remember your last perverted thought
Subtract 5 if you have used sex toys
Subtract 3 if you have had a perverted thought in the past hour
Subtract 2 If you have kissed someone of the same sex

Comments

[teross50.livejournal.com]

Ok so we knew I was a slut my score was 17 Then again that does ot bothr me either LOL

[chainwoman.livejournal.com]

me neither. ;-)

[ld-hrothgar.livejournal.com]

Umm.. Negative 10... *sigh*

[chainwoman.livejournal.com]

:-) Is your math off, because I believe the lowest score is 0....

[ld-hrothgar.livejournal.com]

Dunno.. I did it in my head so maybe. Lemme do it again with paper and see...

You're right, I got a zero.

Gimme a break! I'm working on 4 hours of sleep because I was at a post revel last night (at which, if I hadn't already done some of these things, my score would have been modified) :)

[chainwoman.livejournal.com]

Wasn't meaning to be hard on ya. Just love giving people a hard time. *snuggle*

[ld-hrothgar.livejournal.com]

Keep snuggling on me like that and I might give YOU a hard time... ;)

[chainwoman.livejournal.com]

:-)

[duane-kc.livejournal.com]

Hmmm. My score was 5.

[chainwoman.livejournal.com]

I'm thinking the five different between us is that you made your own porn before...? :-)

[duane-kc.livejournal.com]

[grin]

[celticwhistlin.livejournal.com]

25... but then I haven't been at this for long...

[teross50.livejournal.com]

Remember we are "Sacred Sluts" =-;)

[celticwhistlin.livejournal.com]

lol

[chainwoman.livejournal.com]

...How old are you? How long have you been at this? *confused*

[jenadriene.livejournal.com]

I got a seven

[taelysin.livejournal.com]

I am a 2

[chainwoman.livejournal.com]

I'm soo sweet and innocent compared to you. :-)

[sxypaganmom.livejournal.com]

got a 7, not too bad