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Click to read a cute forward I received.

Two bored casino dealers were waiting at a craps table. A very attractive woman arrived and bet twenty-thousand dollars on a single roll
of the dice. She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude."

With that she stripped from her neck down, rolled the dice and yelled,"Mama needs new clothes!"

Then she hollered..."YES! YES! I WON! I WON!" She jumped up and down and hugged each of the dealers. She then picked up all the money and her clothes and quickly departed.

The dealers just stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?"

The other answered, "I don't know, I thought YOU were watching!!"

Date: 2003-06-18 08:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kcwitch.livejournal.com
that's a great way to make sure you win. LOL!!

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